fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

(via really-bitchin-mashedpotatoes)


toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)


officialfrenchtoast:

this fucking show


skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

(via fridgeotto)


mochisprite:

literally the best pokemon to ever exist

mochisprite:

literally the best pokemon to ever exist

(via areallyspookyskeleton)


angelsigils:

The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes

angelsigils:

The tumblr app gets a little confused sometimes

(via fridgeotto)


ruingaraf:

revolverwife:

stormy-kun493:

captain-poc:

magical girl internet explorer 

"I wish I was a better browser, that people would use me for more than just downloading my browser sisters, and everyone would love me just as much as them.  That is my wish."

what’s the witch look like

ruingaraf:

revolverwife:

stormy-kun493:

captain-poc:

magical girl internet explorer 

"I wish I was a better browser, that people would use me for more than just downloading my browser sisters, and everyone would love me just as much as them.  That is my wish."

what’s the witch look like

(via tetroph)


waluigiwatch:

marzgurl:

I found this partially burned-out sign the other night. I thought it needed just one more thing…

Waluigi’s favorite house.

waluigiwatch:

marzgurl:

I found this partially burned-out sign the other night. I thought it needed just one more thing…

Waluigi’s favorite house.

(via anotherbrickinthewallis)


I miss doing Shulers. :( good luck to all competing! Have fun, it’s a fabulous experience.


deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(via anotherbrickinthewallis)